The video above has just made my last few days. Jimmy Fallon and Will.I.Am are just amazeballs lol.
The last week has just been complete and total garbage. When the fuck is the month of May going to end? Lol I know its suppose to be in a few days (duh!) but it just seems like the month of May has just dragged on and on. Then again I do work in a place where you pretty much do the same fucking thing day in and day out. The only differences in days in the order of which food has come in. For the most part at my Dennys we feed the same people all day everyday. Which is not a bad thing but my god has everyone really got so lazy in the world that they just dont know how to cook so therefore everyone goes out to eat for every meal? Don't get me wrong there are many nights that I just dont feel like cooking, but most nights its a home cooked meal on the table. Not something from work, Taco Bell, or any other fast food. Thats how it should be. In my opinion. I just cant get over these old fucks who come in and stare at my ass as I am cooking and eat every fucking meal at the restaurant. Then when you catch them staring they just start laughing and talking loud. It pisses me off on a daily basis. One old man that comes in and eats is named Ed and us cooks play a game called "Ed's here" this game consists of whoever sees Ed first has to say to some other cook "Hey Ed is here" and you win the game. This little old man comes in and eats almost the same things every day for every meal. On my shift I cook him spaghetti. I can understand his old ass not cooking for himself anymore he's like eighty years old, but these other men that are our regulars really have no reason. One of them even insists his food be cut up because he had a stroke. Now we do it and we do it with a smile on our faces but damn. He is a married man who has to come in and joke with two other fucks. Blah. I just want to fucking scream thinking about it all.
Since I love the Ew video so much I am going to share my own list of Ew to make me feel a tad bit better about my day at work today.
"Hello my name is Kandace,
That's Kandace with a K,
because C's are Ew.
Too bad if you don't like it, because haters are gonna hate.
Retweeting tweets, too shiny of lip gloss,
People who talk over other people, and
people who repeatedly go out to eat,
people who have too many children,
and coffee that was brewed to weak.
Here were just a few things that I find Ew."
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