Jimmy Fallon feat. will.i.am - Ew! (Official Music Video)

Chapter 11: Ew

https://youtu.be/uMBXhDcogcI

The video above has just made my last few days. Jimmy Fallon and Will.I.Am are just amazeballs lol.


The last week has just been complete and total garbage. When the fuck is the month of May going to end? Lol I know its suppose to be in a few days (duh!) but it just seems like the month of May has just dragged on and on. Then again I do work in a place where you pretty much do the same fucking thing day in and day out. The only differences in days in the order of which food has come in. For the most part at my Dennys we feed the same people all day everyday. Which is not a bad thing but my god has everyone really got so lazy in the world that they just dont know how to cook so therefore everyone goes out to eat for every meal? Don't get me wrong there are many nights that I just dont feel like cooking, but most nights its a home cooked meal on the table. Not something from work, Taco Bell, or any other fast food. Thats how it should be. In my opinion. I just cant get over these old fucks who come in and stare at my ass as I am cooking and eat every fucking meal at the restaurant. Then when you catch them staring they just start laughing and talking loud. It pisses me off on a daily basis. One old man that comes in and eats is named Ed and us cooks play a game called "Ed's here" this game consists of whoever sees Ed first has to say to some other cook "Hey Ed is here" and you win the game. This little old man comes in and eats almost the same things every day for every meal. On my shift I cook him spaghetti. I can understand his old ass not cooking for himself anymore he's like eighty years old, but these other men that are our regulars really have no reason. One of them even insists his food be cut up because he had a stroke. Now we do it and we do it with a smile on our faces but damn. He is a married man who has to come in and joke with two other fucks. Blah. I just want to fucking scream thinking about it all.

Since I love the Ew video so much I am going to share my own list of Ew to make me feel a tad bit better about my day at work today.

"Hello my name is Kandace, 

That's Kandace with a K, 

because C's are Ew.

Too bad if you don't like it, because haters are gonna hate. 

Retweeting tweets, too shiny of lip gloss, 

People who talk over other people, and 

people who repeatedly go out to eat, 

people who have too many children, 

and coffee that was brewed to weak.

Here were just a few things that I find Ew."

Chapter 10: 10 things I hate in life.

 1.) I hate stupid stupid. This is a wide array of things. Whether it be stupid questions, actions, movies, video games, magazine, e-books you name it it can be stupid. So do me a favor and keep the stupidity to yourself.

2.) I hate PDA. Enough said.

3.) I hate liars.

4.) I hate thieves.

5.) I hate making plans just to end up not following them. I mean c'mon why fucking write out these lists and plans if you're not even going to remember this was the plan. I am guilty of doing this a lot. For example I have wrote down the pH levels and plans of what the plants are going into, and I had three days off back to back from work. What do I do? I leave my little book of plans at work. Just fucking dumb. The whole three days off that I have had have just been fucking wasted. Im so frustrated about this past horrible weekend at denny's and my ignorant boyfriend.

6.) I hate drunks. Alcoholism runs in my family on both sides extremely bad so I don't hardly drink and I do not care for anyone who does.

7.) I hate snobs.

8.)  I hate meth. It's a drug that's had a horrible impact on my life growing up. My parents were both afflicted by the drug. My Mother has been in recovery for almost ten years. I love the show Breaking Bad, but seeing what it actually does to a family first hand is certainly not how it is portrayed on TV.

9.) I hate people who hate on other people's fandoms. I mean nerds, geeks, whatever you want to stereotype people who enjoy science fiction and other make believe things, have it hard enough from non fandom loving people who just don't know what in the world we are talking about. Don't come up to me and be like "You know that Doctor Who show? It really blows because it is British. I do not enjoy British television."  I am a huge fan of Doctor Who and British television in general.

10.)  I hate askhole's. People who ask for advice, but just do the exact opposite of what you told them would be the best course of action. My best friend is turning into one of these people over her white trash bag full of dog shit boyfriend. She had the nerve to tell me yesterday that the night before when I came up and saved her from getting hit that if I would not have shown up that they would have just had sex and been fine. That is totally fucking fucked up. Who says that to their best friend of over 15 years? C'mon.

It's been a horrible week and it just keeps getting progressively worse, but what's new?

Chapter 9: "Have you seen my red stapler?"

      The last few days have just been fucking terrible.
   I believe this is my fourth post for the month which feels odd, but
   I really think this is half ass helping me out by getting on here and venting
   instead of raging for days on end or starting a pointless fight on FB because I
   simply feel the need to do so. So tonight was my first second/swing shift at work
   and amazingly it didn't blow balls too god awful bad, but it was still a wiener fest. Literally.

 

    The other three cooks were all dudes. Two of which I never really work with so they try and be     overbearing because they are worried you're going to fuck something up when in all reality it is     them that will be doing the fucking up. I had to look over so much fucking work tonight all bc one dude was just strung the fuck out on god knows what and he kept turning the times off for the grill and fryer without pulling anything! Then he tried to serve some burnt nacho's. Who the fuck tries to sell burnt nacho chips? Way to look out for business! Oh and not to mention you just would     basically make your server lose money because 1.) That person is never coming back. 2.) They most likely did not leave a trip. Servers in Indiana make just a little over two dollars! They depend on those tips to live.





    Then to just top my night off we get home and shower together and settle into the living room. I am on the phone with my Mother when I hear a knock on the door. I am instantly just pissed. I know exactly who it is. Its my best friends worthless boyfriend wanting to bum cigs off Tony. Now I don't mind it most of the time but it's just getting fucking old. It was past eleven at night. Who wouldn't get mad? Blah. I sent her a crabby FB message that I am sure was over the top but damn. I am not going to support someone who is worthless. If that's what she wants to do then that is her prerogative.









Let's hope for a better week after Sunday. Please god let it be a better week.

End this shit on a funny note =p

Get to know the Author

                                                                      WHATS YOUR?
Age: 23
Birthday: 02/22
Relationship status: engaged
Biggest fear: Bruce running away
Dream Job: Chef
Dream Car: Baby Blue Volkswagon (Just like Brooke's from One tree Hill)
Dream House: Up in the Mountains with a huge pot farm.

                                                                       FAVOURITE?
Artist: Eminem
Movie: Repo! The Genetic Opera
Song: Steady Mobbin
TV series: The Walking Dead
Animal: Kangaroos
Book: Sookie Stackhouse Series
Colour: Purple

                                                                      THIS OR THAT?
Twitter or facebook: FB
Twitter or Instagram: Twitter
Facebook or Instagram: FB
Coke or Pepsi: Neither
Tea or Coffee: Hot tea
Tacos or Pizza: Pizza
Winter or summer: Fall =p

                                                                  WOULD YOU EVER?
Get married:  On my way ;)
Have Kids: Probably not.
Swim with sharks: Yes
Share a banana: No I am allergic
Eat rotten food: Hellz No

Chapter 8: Even the losers get lucky sometimes

 

Opening with Tom Petty as the Mad Hatter. =p 

Mother's Day was a fucking trainwreck. Normally I don't post more than once a week, but it's definitely been tough. I'm having trouble keeping my cool these past several days. I even snapped at old man Wayne at work and I'm normally very patient with him because he is a fucking dinosaur. Now a few of the other fucks at work I don't worry about offending. Tony was asked if he and I would work a few night shifts the next couple weeks. So this coming weekend we're going to be on swing shift. It's going to fucking suck hard. I straight up told one guy I work with that the coming weekend I will not carry him like I did Mother's Day Sunday. Uh Uh no way. I cannot believe that someone who has been working at Denny's for about 5-8 months does not know how to efficiently and correctly do his job. Idk if the kid is just a little slow or what but he is fucking ridiculous. I highly dislike Mike at work but he's starting to grow on me a tad bit. He watches TV so if I can chat about one of my favorite shows then you got me. I will definitely talk about some TV.

I watch wayyyyy to many shows to even remotely list any.

  Tony and I were fighting first thing Mother's Day morning. I'm glad I am not a mom otherwise that would had been another holiday he has managed to upset me or make me cry since he still does it about every other day what do holidays or birthdays matter? Some years he is okay but others he is the normal fucking drama queen he has turned into. His parents and Danielle the Whale really did a number on my man. I love him but he's fucked up majority of the time. I miss him now that he works two jobs. I kinda feel bad for calling him a loser that morning because he was actually sick and I didn't believe him. We went to work and he was sent out of the kitchen before Noon ever even hit. I felt a little bad ,but not as much as you think because like I said he hurts my feelings constantly about everything so him crying wolf in the morning saying he does not feel good when in an hour he's going to be fine Uh uh I dont fucking think so. We have bills to pay and a loan to pay off soon. Plus I'm actually making money these days so once we catch up I am going to buy some new clothes because I deserve that. 

  On a brighter note today was one of the first mornings in a long time that Tony and I made love. No foreplay before just made love and he was late going to work. No surprise there we are always late to work. Not a good habit but it's never by more than ten minutes. We stay over and make sure everything is clean and stocked so I believe we're okay as far as management goes with being late. I just want Tony and I to be super happy again. Is that possible after being together for almost four years now? Don't get me wrong we're happy just not new couple happy.

How we feel well How I feel around PDA. 

My Mother is a awesome lady don't get me wrong, but she fucked me up. I can't hardly watch another couple kiss without feeling uncomfortable over it. I get embarrassed about sex questions and I don't normally share about it besides vague details. I love my Mom but she is definitely a jerk for passing all the ass and uncomfortable genes to me. Not to mention all my food allergies match hers and then some. Bringing up the excessive PDA was to throw the Bff situation into the post today... Where to even fucking begin. I love Taylor. I love all of Taylor's kids whom I godmother very seriously, but I fucking hate Nico. He's a pompous fuck. He sat in my living room there other day and told me that ravioli can only be cheese to be called ravioli. That it could not have meat in it and be called ravioli. I just quit talking to him after that. I keep trying to be friendly for Taylor's sake but I don't know how much longer I can fake it. She opened up to me yesterday while we went shopping together and she told me that he is starting to get meaner to her and the girls. I told her he didn't change that he's the same loser from almost 3 years ago now. Ugh. Why does he have to keep coming into my life? He brought up the stolen items he stole from me calling them his own. I was like what the fuck man? Why would you even want to talk about any of that? I have worked my ass off over the years building my stuff back up and he has to bring up stealing clothes,  smartphone, and god knows what else from me. *Screams and pulls hair*

I really really hope she kicks him out soon.

Then while we are at the store he claims that her ex came by my house, but he kept the kids quiet and  locked the door, but the kids and her ex said he did not come by. Why would he lie about something like this? It just makes zero sense. I think my buddy Eric stopped by and he just assumed it was Bug because he knows he still pops by and sees Tony and I before/after getting the kids if she lets his Mom and him actually take them. Now with Tony and I's situation about him not seeing his bastard I don't feel right commenting to Taylor that she shouldn't let that white trash bag of dog shit tell her anything having to do with her kids seeing their dad. Bug is a great dad to those girls. Nico will never be the man that Bug is in my eyes. He may be the winning loser currently but he won't always be lucky. I have a feeling I know how this is all going to play out and when it happens I am just going to sit back and laugh.

     
                  

Chapter 7: Oh How the Mighty Fall in Love

    I am completely, stupidly, just uncalled for in love with my Fiance.

    Not that it's a bad thing, but is it really a good thing to be so caught up with
someone else that nothing else matters?

Is this how it appears to others?

  I don't think I am as bad as Golem here, but sometimes Tony is. This last year was horrible.

I've stated before on here we had a bit of a rough patch and I was very close to leaving after losing my expo job, but over the holiday we worked on our shit and were doing a lot better most days. 

Now ladies who are reading this What do you do when your man does not want to go to work? The way I go about it is I tell Tony his ass is not calling in. We are trying to catch up bills he has to go. I mean I went to work for 2 weeks just sick as sin and never did I call in. We've not been at our new jobs long enough to call in. Shit happens yes, but don't go and make it happen. 

Now I have trouble forgetting myself, but I always go to work. Why is that so hard for him to do?

  The last thing I want to do in the early morning is fight with the love of my life but he just keeps on. I don't want to have the same fights every fucking day. Who the fuck does?

       

We're not in a fight club. We're suppose to be lovers.

      It may not be quite everyday we have this issue but it's often enough for me to have told him I disliked him highly this morning. He just replied that he hates me at moments too. Im sure its normal but first thing in the morning? No. I'm glad I was able to just sleep in today. Otherwise it would have been the only thing running thru my mind all day. " I hate you at moments too." Why? Because I tell you to go to work? Go fuck yourself Tony. 

I do everything for him and fucking go to work on top of it. If he would actively look into giving up his rights to his bastard then maybe he wouldn't have to work two jobs just to remotely make what I do.  

Yeah I hope you see this too Danielle. You're free ride is about to end too you fat whore getting part of my budget when he does not even get to see the kid? You're a terrible person and have helped in making him the worst he has ever been. 

  Maybe one day my life will become better since this is technically the hole I have dug for myself.